How happy Jack looks when he realizes what he’s doing omg his smile hurts me
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via woodstock69)
Isn’t it odd how everyone that supports abortion has already been born?
Strangely, everyone who opposes abortion has also been born. It’s almost like you have to be born to have opinions… like it’s part of the basic definition of being a person or something. I’m so glad you pointed that out. It’s a really great point.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything
David Beckham | By: Nicholas Winding Refn
Black gold, black diamonds.
Perfect for a black heart.pretty sure I’d marry anyone that walked up to me with one of these
this is what Sauron would be if he was a ring
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris